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This...except guy version
- me: omg i'm going to get all skinny and toned for summer and then i can wear crop tops and short shorts and i'll have that perfect gap between my thighs and it will be perfect
- me: is that cake
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- me: does 5 situps
- me: where are my abs
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whenever I wake up in the morning I check Tumblr and you're always on at like 4am my time. you have strange sleeping habits!
Haha I know :x
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when people say “this doesnt fit on my blog but im reblogging it anyway because i have a heart”
you saint
thank you so much for coming down from your heavenly throne and walking amongst us commoners
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I am too tired to get fucked up tonight…yet I’m getting ready to go out. Idgaf if i’m the first to pass out, but no bitch better draw on my face.
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